August 06, 2003

Dumbest Criminals EVER

CNN.com - Powerball winner recovers lost $545,000 at strip club

Someone broke the driver's side window and took a briefcase containing $245,000 in cash and three $100,000 cashier's checks belonging to Whittaker, who hit Powerball's richest jackpot on Christmas Day, police said. The briefcase, cash and checks were found behind a nearby trash bin.

OK. So what was so valuable that the thief(s) threw away $245,000 in cash plus $300,000 in cashiers checks? Man I cannot wait to see what they actually walked away with. Oh the irony that they left with just a Yanni CD.

Posted by aetchells at August 6, 2003 02:09 AM